74 Would You Rather Questions For Camping

What Are "Would You Rather Questions For Camping" and Why Are They So Great?

• Easy to learn and play.
• Great for breaking the ice and getting everyone talking.
• Adaptable to any group size or age.
• A fantastic way to pass the time on a hike or around the campfire.

1. Icebreaker: Ask a few lighthearted questions at the start to get people comfortable.
2. Campfire Story Starter: Use a question as a jumping-off point for a funny or spooky story.
3. Dilemma Discussion: Pose a more challenging question and see how different people approach the decision.
4. Decision Maker: If you're actually trying to decide something minor about the camp setup, a "would you rather" can add a fun element to the process.

Would You Rather: Campfire Comforts

• Would you rather have a campfire that never dies out but smells faintly of burnt marshmallows, or a campfire that’s perfect every time but you can only use it for one hour each night?
• Would you rather sleep on a bed of soft moss or a pile of dry leaves that rustle with every movement?
• Would you rather have an endless supply of bug spray that works perfectly, or an unlimited supply of perfectly roasted marshmallows?
• Would you rather have a sleeping bag that’s too warm in the summer and too cold in the winter, or a sleeping bag that’s just right but makes weird squeaking noises?
• Would you rather only be able to sleep on your back, or only be able to sleep on your stomach?
• Would you rather have a campfire that always has perfect flames but no heat, or a campfire that's incredibly hot but always smoky?
• Would you rather have a tent that’s always perfectly dry but has no windows, or a tent with great views but a tendency to leak?
• Would you rather have a constant gentle breeze that cools you down, or a constant gentle warmth that keeps you cozy?
• Would you rather be able to control the temperature of your sleeping bag, or be able to control the brightness of the moon?
• Would you rather have a hammock that’s extremely comfortable but hard to set up, or a sleeping mat that’s a bit lumpy but very easy to set up?
• Would you rather always have the perfect amount of firewood, or always have perfectly dry kindling?
• Would you rather have a comfortable chair that weighs 50 pounds, or a lightweight chair that’s always a little wobbly?
• Would you rather have a solar-powered lantern that’s always bright but occasionally flashes, or a battery-powered lantern that’s dim but reliable?
• Would you rather have a self-heating coffee mug that works instantly, or a self-cooling water bottle that works instantly?
• Would you rather have a tent that automatically sets itself up, or a tent that automatically cleans itself?
• Would you rather have a pillow that’s perfectly shaped but smells faintly of pine needles, or a pillow that’s slightly flat but smells like fresh rain?
• Would you rather have a blanket that’s incredibly soft but sheds everywhere, or a blanket that’s a bit scratchy but never sheds?
• Would you rather have a hammock that only swings side to side, or a hammock that only swings front to back?
• Would you rather have a portable stove that cooks food instantly but is very noisy, or a stove that's silent but takes twice as long to cook?
• Would you rather have a campfire that sings songs to you, or a campfire that tells you jokes?

Would You Rather: Wildlife Encounters

• Would you rather have a friendly squirrel that follows you everywhere, or a family of deer that are always grazing outside your tent?
• Would you rather have a raccoon that politely steals your snacks, or a flock of birds that sing beautiful songs outside your tent at dawn?
• Would you rather have to sing to all the animals you see, or have to dance for all the animals you see?
• Would you rather encounter a bear that’s only interested in your marshmallows, or a wolf that’s only interested in your campfire stories?
• Would you rather have a snake that slithers around your campsite but is harmless, or a spider that spins webs all over your gear but is tiny?
• Would you rather have to pet every dog you meet on the trail, or have to high-five every hiker you meet on the trail?
• Would you rather have a swarm of friendly fireflies that light up your tent at night, or a single, majestic owl that hoots wise advice?
• Would you rather have to share your food with a curious fox, or have to share your sleeping bag with a warm, fuzzy critter?
• Would you rather be able to talk to birds, or be able to understand what dogs are barking about?
• Would you rather have to wear animal ears for the entire trip, or have to make animal noises every time you sneeze?
• Would you rather have a group of mischievous chipmunks that hide your keys, or a single, very loud cricket that never stops chirping?
• Would you rather have to give all your trail mix to the chipmunks, or have to sing a lullaby to the cricket?
• Would you rather have a friendly moose wander through your campsite, or a chatty parrot land on your shoulder?
• Would you rather have to protect a nest of baby birds, or have to guide a lost fawn back to its mother?
• Would you rather have a campsite that is visited by glowing, friendly sprites, or a campsite that is visited by tiny, helpful gnomes?
• Would you rather have to wear a costume of your favorite animal, or have to bark like a dog every time you see a real dog?
• Would you rather have to whistle the same tune until a bird sings it back to you, or have to mimic the call of every bird you hear?
• Would you rather have a magical creature that tidies your campsite, or a magical creature that tells you campfire stories?
• Would you rather have to apologize to every ant you accidentally step on, or have to give a compliment to every butterfly you see?
• Would you rather have a talking squirrel as your camp advisor, or a wise old turtle who gives advice on nature?

Would You Rather: Camping Skills and Gear

• Would you rather be an expert at starting fires with wet wood, or an expert at setting up a tent in high winds?
• Would you rather have a compass that always points to the nearest snack, or a map that shows you shortcuts to all the best views?
• Would you rather have a backpack that magically replenishes its contents, or a multi-tool that can fix anything?
• Would you rather be able to instantly identify any plant, or be able to instantly identify any animal track?
• Would you rather have a cooking pot that makes every meal taste gourmet, or a water filter that makes any water taste like pure spring water?
• Would you rather have a flashlight that never runs out of batteries but is heavy, or a flashlight that’s lightweight but needs new batteries every hour?
• Would you rather be able to tie any knot perfectly, or be able to predict the weather with 100% accuracy?
• Would you rather have a sleeping bag that automatically adjusts to your body temperature, or a tent that automatically pitches itself?
• Would you rather have a fishing rod that guarantees you’ll catch a fish every time, or a hiking boot that gives you super-speed?
• Would you rather have a canteen that always has cold water, or a canteen that always has hot chocolate?
• Would you rather be able to build the perfect campfire every time, or be able to find the best spot for a tent instantly?
• Would you rather have a trowel that digs holes instantly, or a rope that ties itself into any knot?
• Would you rather have a compass that points to your campsite, or a compass that points to your car?
• Would you rather have a bug net that repels all insects with a force field, or a sunscreen that never needs reapplication?
• Would you rather have a tent that is invisible to bugs, or a tent that is waterproof even in a hurricane?
• Would you rather have a sleeping pad that inflates itself, or a pillow that perfectly supports your neck?
• Would you rather be able to navigate by the stars perfectly, or be able to communicate with animals to find your way?
• Would you rather have a backpack that can carry the weight of anything, or a backpack that makes you feel lighter?
• Would you rather have a knife that can cut through anything, or a pair of binoculars that can see miles away?
• Would you rather have a stove that cooks food without fuel, or a flashlight that shines with the power of a thousand suns?

Would You Rather: Unexpected Scenarios

• Would you rather get lost for an hour and find an amazing hidden waterfall, or get to your campsite perfectly on time but find it’s already occupied?
• Would you rather have your tent accidentally set up on top of an anthill, or have your campfire accidentally start a tiny, harmless puff of smoke in the middle of the night?
• Would you rather have to hike an extra three miles with a backpack full of rocks, or have to sing a song about rocks for the entire hike?
• Would you rather have to eat a marshmallow that’s been sneezed on by a friendly bear, or a hot dog that’s been licked by a curious fox?
• Would you rather have to wear a giant banana costume for the whole camping trip, or have to wear a chicken costume?
• Would you rather have to communicate only through animal noises for a day, or have to communicate only through interpretive dance?
• Would you rather have your tent mysteriously float three feet off the ground, or have your campfire constantly change colors?
• Would you rather have to sleep in a sleeping bag made of leaves, or sleep in a hammock made of vines?
• Would you rather have to hike backward for the entire trip, or have to hop everywhere like a bunny?
• Would you rather have your water bottle fill itself with juice, or have your backpack magically organize itself?
• Would you rather have to give a speech to the trees, or have to have a conversation with a rock?
• Would you rather have your campfire make bubble sounds, or have your campfire play music?
• Would you rather have to wear socks on your hands for the whole trip, or wear mittens on your feet?
• Would you rather have to pretend to be a statue every time someone says "freeze," or have to quack like a duck every time you see a bird?
• Would you rather have your sleeping bag whisper compliments to you all night, or have your tent tell you bedtime stories?
• Would you rather have to tie your shoelaces with your toes, or have to eat your food with chopsticks that are too long?
• Would you rather have your tent rain down tiny, harmless glitter, or have your campfire shoot off colorful, silent sparks?
• Would you rather have to wear a snorkel and mask everywhere, or have to wear flippers on your hands?
• Would you rather have your compass point to the nearest source of humor, or have your map show you where the fun is?
• Would you rather have to share your marshmallows with a family of talking ants, or have to sing a duet with a grumpy owl?

Would You Rather: Camp Cuisine Calamities

• Would you rather eat only instant ramen for the entire trip, or eat only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
• Would you rather have your campfire meals always be slightly burnt, or always be slightly undercooked?
• Would you rather have to drink only lukewarm water, or drink only slightly fizzy water?
• Would you rather have to eat your food with a stick, or have to eat your food with your hands?
• Would you rather have your s'mores always fall apart, or have your hot dogs always fall off the stick?
• Would you rather have to forage for all your own berries, or have to catch all your own fish?
• Would you rather have your meals taste like dirt, or have your meals taste like old socks?
• Would you rather have to cook every meal over a tiny candle, or have to cook every meal by rubbing two sticks together?
• Would you rather have a meal that is incredibly healthy but tastes terrible, or a meal that tastes amazing but is very unhealthy?
• Would you rather have your coffee taste like dirt, or have your tea taste like mud?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal backwards, or have to drink every beverage upside down?
• Would you rather have a portable grill that only cooks one tiny piece of food at a time, or a cooler that only keeps things slightly chilly?
• Would you rather have your pancakes always stick to the pan, or your eggs always break before you cook them?
• Would you rather have to eat your dinner while balancing on one foot, or eat your breakfast while spinning in circles?
• Would you rather have your trail mix be 90% raisins, or 90% pretzels?
• Would you rather have your cooking pot magically clean itself but hum a terrible tune, or have to clean your pot by hand with sand?
• Would you rather have to make your own butter by churning cream for an hour, or make your own cheese from scratch?
• Would you rather have your campfire cook food perfectly but set off smoke alarms, or cook food imperfectly but be completely silent?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with a spoon, no matter what it is, or have to eat every meal with chopsticks, no matter what it is?
• Would you rather have your water taste like lemonade, or your juice taste like plain water?

Would You Rather: Trail Troubles

• Would you rather hike uphill for the entire trip, or hike downhill for the entire trip?
• Would you rather have to walk everywhere with a limp, or have to skip everywhere?
• Would you rather have to wear shoes that are two sizes too big, or shoes that are two sizes too small?
• Would you rather have to carry a large, heavy rock in your backpack for the entire hike, or have to sing a loud song about rocks every five minutes?
• Would you rather get lost for an hour and find a hidden treasure, or stay perfectly on the trail and find nothing special?
• Would you rather have to hike in the pouring rain for the entire day, or hike in extreme heat with no shade?
• Would you rather have to communicate with your hiking partners only through gestures, or only through riddles?
• Would you rather have to carry a very squeaky backpack, or have to wear very loud boots?
• Would you rather have to take a detour through a spooky, dark forest, or a detour across a wobbly rope bridge?
• Would you rather have to climb over every fallen log, or have to crawl under every fallen log?
• Would you rather have your hiking boots fill up with water every mile, or have your hiking boots fill up with sand every mile?
• Would you rather have to identify every plant you see by its scientific name, or identify every bird by its song?
• Would you rather have to hike with a giant inflatable flamingo, or hike with a small, yappy dog that you can’t quiet down?
• Would you rather have to wear mismatched socks for the entire trip, or wear your hiking boots on the wrong feet?
• Would you rather have to stop and tell a joke to every person you meet on the trail, or stop and give a compliment to every person you meet on the trail?
• Would you rather have to whistle the same tune until a squirrel dances to it, or have to imitate the call of every bird you hear perfectly?
• Would you rather have to hike with a backpack that weighs 100 pounds, or a backpack that constantly sings opera?
• Would you rather have to cross a stream by swimming, or cross it by walking on slippery rocks?
• Would you rather have to carry a bucket of water for the entire hike, or carry a bag of marshmallows for the entire hike?
• Would you rather have to hike with one eye closed, or hike with one ear plugged?