87 Bizarre Would You Rather Questions

Get ready to dive into the wonderfully weird world of Bizarre Would You Rather Questions! These aren't your average "pizza or tacos" dilemmas. They're the kind of mind-bending, giggle-inducing, and occasionally stomach-churning scenarios that make you pause, squint, and wonder about your own sanity – and the sanity of whoever came up with them. Bizarre Would You Rather Questions are designed to push boundaries and spark hilarious conversations.

The Art of the Absurd: What Makes Them Bizarre?

So, what exactly are Bizarre Would You Rather Questions? Think of them as prompts that present two equally strange, inconvenient, or downright peculiar choices. They’re not about picking the "good" option; they’re about picking the "less bad," or sometimes, the "equally baffling." These questions often tap into our primal fears, our deepest desires (however odd), or simply our ability to imagine the unimaginable. They force us to confront scenarios that are so far outside our everyday experience that they become fascinatingly difficult to answer.

Why are they so popular? For starters, they're incredibly fun! They break the ice, reveal hidden personality quirks, and lead to endless debates among friends. They're a fantastic way to inject humor and unexpected twists into any social gathering. Plus, the importance of these questions lies in their ability to foster creativity and empathy , as you try to understand why someone would even consider one option over the other. Here's a peek at how they're used:

Icebreakers at parties and gatherings
Conversation starters for long drives or awkward silences
Creative writing prompts
Tools for exploring hypothetical situations and decision-making

Here’s a little taste of the types of choices you might encounter in a Bizarre Would You Rather scenario:

Option A	Option B
Having spaghetti for hair	Having eyeballs for teeth
Being able to talk to animals but they all hate you	Being able to talk to plants but they're all incredibly boring

Bodily Oddities and Uncomfortable Transformations

Would you rather have to sneeze every time you blink or hiccup every time you yawn?
Would you rather have your fingernails grow an inch a day or your hair grow two inches a day?
Would you rather have to lick every doorknob you touch or have to sniff everyone's armpit before you shake their hand?
Would you rather have permanently sticky hands or permanently damp socks?
Would you rather have your voice sound like a chipmunk or your laugh sound like a donkey?
Would you rather have to wear shoes made of raw steak or a hat made of live ants?
Would you rather your tears be actual glitter or your sweat be cherry-flavored soda?
Would you rather have a unibrow that extends to your ears or a mustache that covers your entire nose?
Would you rather have to communicate only through interpretive dance or only through opera singing?
Would you rather have your ears ring with the sound of a faint vacuum cleaner all the time or have a tiny, persistent itch on your back that you can never quite scratch?
Would you rather have to eat everything with chopsticks that are attached to your feet or everything with a spoon that is attached to your forehead?
Would you rather your feet be huge and your hands tiny, or your hands huge and your feet tiny?
Would you rather have to wear a full clown suit every day or have to speak in a dramatic, Shakespearean accent at all times?
Would you rather your shadow be a mischievous imp that whispers rude things or your reflection in mirrors be a perpetually angry version of yourself?
Would you rather have to always be slightly too hot or always be slightly too cold?
Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of mayonnaise every hour or a spoonful of mustard every hour?
Would you rather have to hop everywhere you go or crawl everywhere you go?
Would you rather have your nose constantly run or your eyes constantly water?
Would you rather have to wear a tinfoil hat everywhere you go or a giant, inflatable duck costume?
Would you rather have to talk to inanimate objects like they're alive or have inanimate objects talk to you and you can't ignore them?
Would you rather have your skin be permanently slightly slimy or permanently slightly scaly?
Would you rather have to sing everything you say or have to whisper everything you say?
Would you rather have your head stuck in a bucket for an hour a day or your feet stuck in a bucket for an hour a day?
Would you rather have a giant, permanent zit on your forehead or a patch of bright purple hair that you can't remove?
Would you rather have to eat raw onions like apples or drink pickle juice like water?

Living with the Peculiar

Would you rather live in a house made of cheese that melts in the sun or a house made of bread that gets eaten by birds?
Would you rather have to sleep on a bed of Legos every night or a bed of prickly cacti?
Would you rather have a permanent case of the giggles that you can't control or a permanent case of the sniffles?
Would you rather have a tail that wags uncontrollably when you're happy or ears that droop when you're sad?
Would you rather have to communicate with people by shouting and jumping or by whispering and doing elaborate hand gestures?
Would you rather have your own personal rain cloud follow you everywhere, only raining on you, or have a personal swarm of flies that buzz around your head constantly?
Would you rather have to wear glasses that make everything look like a bad 1980s video game or contact lenses that make everything sound like a bad 1980s video game?
Would you rather have to eat every meal with a tiny shovel or a giant ladle?
Would you rather have to answer every question with a riddle or every statement with a song?
Would you rather have to smell like old gym socks forever or smell like burnt toast forever?
Would you rather have to walk backwards everywhere you go or only be able to move by doing the moonwalk?
Would you rather have a tiny dragon that lives in your pocket and breathes smoke on you constantly or a miniature genie that grants you wishes but always misunderstands them in the worst way?
Would you rather have to wear a cone of shame like a dog whenever you feel embarrassed or have to meow like a cat whenever you feel angry?
Would you rather have your only mode of transportation be a unicycle or a pogo stick?
Would you rather have to wear roller skates at all times or rollerblades at all times?
Would you rather have your best friend be a talking toilet or your pet be a sentient dust bunny?
Would you rather have to wear shoes that squirt water when you walk or gloves that make fart noises?
Would you rather have to eat dirt every day or drink sewer water every day?
Would you rather have your voice sound like it's constantly being played backwards or have your voice sound like it's being played through a kazoo?
Would you rather have to wear a live octopus as a hat or a live snake as a scarf?
Would you rather have a personal spotlight follow you everywhere you go, no matter how dark it is, or have a spotlight that only turns on when you're trying to be quiet?
Would you rather have to eat every meal with your hands tied behind your back or with your feet?
Would you rather have to scream your orders at fast food workers or whisper them so they have to ask you to repeat themselves multiple times?
Would you rather have to do a little jig every time you answer the phone or curtsy every time you enter a room?
Would you rather have your dreams be constantly narrated by Morgan Freeman or have your nightmares be constantly soundtracked by a cheerful ukulele?

Superpowers with a Catch

Would you rather be able to fly, but only at the speed of a snail, or be able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking?
Would you rather be able to read minds, but every mind you read is constantly thinking about cheese, or be able to control electricity, but only by rubbing your feet on the carpet?
Would you rather be able to talk to animals, but they all speak in incredibly complex philosophical debates, or be able to teleport, but you always arrive naked and covered in jam?
Would you rather have super strength, but every time you use it, you get a terrible case of the hiccups, or have super speed, but you can only run backwards?
Would you rather be able to breathe underwater, but you have to wear a giant fishbowl on your head, or be able to control fire, but you have to sing show tunes while doing it?
Would you rather have the power of foresight, but all your visions are of embarrassing childhood moments, or the power of persuasion, but you can only persuade people to do mundane chores?
Would you rather be able to heal others with a touch, but you absorb their pain and ailments, or be able to grant wishes, but each wish comes with a terrible unintended consequence?
Would you rather have the ability to shapeshift into any animal, but you can only hold the form for 30 seconds, or the ability to become intangible, but you constantly feel like you're made of jelly?
Would you rather have the power to control weather, but it only affects your immediate surroundings in minor ways (like a tiny personal rain shower), or the power to communicate with aliens, but they only talk about knitting patterns?
Would you rather have x-ray vision, but it only works on refrigerators, or the ability to levitate, but only an inch off the ground?
Would you rather have super-hearing, but all sounds are muffled as if you're underwater, or super-smell, but everything smells like rotten eggs?
Would you rather have the power to freeze time, but you age twice as fast while it's frozen, or the power to rewind time, but you can only rewind by 5 seconds at a time?
Would you rather be able to perfectly mimic any voice, but you can only do it when you're singing karaoke badly, or have the ability to control magnetic fields, but only for tiny paperclips?
Would you rather have a photographic memory, but all the photos are blurry and out of focus, or the ability to understand all languages, but you can only speak them in a squeaky voice?
Would you rather have the power to control plant growth, but they grow into grotesque and unsettling shapes, or the power to control insects, but they are all incredibly annoying and bitey?
Would you rather be able to instantly learn any skill, but you forget it within 24 hours, or be able to become incredibly strong, but you have to wear tiny fairy wings?
Would you rather have the power to see into the future, but all futures involve you tripping and falling, or the power to control minds, but you can only control people to think about embarrassing celebrity facts?
Would you rather have the ability to create force fields, but they look like giant, transparent bubbles, or the ability to shoot webs, but they are made of sticky candy floss?
Would you rather be able to communicate telepathically, but the messages are always delivered as bad puns, or be able to control inanimate objects, but they only move when no one is looking?
Would you rather have the power to conjure any food, but it always tastes slightly of dirt, or the power to become invisible, but you leave behind a trail of glitter?
Would you rather have the ability to run at lightning speed, but you get motion sickness, or the ability to jump incredibly high, but you can't control where you land?
Would you rather have super stamina, but you can only run in circles, or the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes, but they are only capable of warming up lukewarm beverages?
Would you rather have the power to breathe fire, but it only comes out as smoke, or the power to control water, but it's only ever a tiny trickle?
Would you rather be able to communicate with machines, but they all complain about their jobs, or be able to teleport, but you always arrive upside down?

Socially Awkward Scenarios

Would you rather have to tell everyone you meet your deepest, darkest secret, or have everyone you meet tell you their deepest, darkest secret?
Would you rather have to sing your compliments or yell your apologies?
Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "I'm a terrible dancer" everywhere you go or "I talk too much"?
Would you rather have your boss accidentally see you doing something embarrassing at home every single day or have your crush accidentally see you doing something embarrassing at home every single day?
Would you rather have to interrupt every conversation you're a part of with a loud, unnecessary sneeze or a dramatic sigh?
Would you rather have to answer every question asked of you with a question or with a very long, detailed anecdote?
Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "Ask me about my pet rock" or "I collect lint"?
Would you rather have to introduce yourself with a silly dance every time you meet someone new or have to end every conversation with a dramatic bow?
Would you rather have to high-five everyone you meet, even strangers, or have to tell everyone you meet a cheesy joke?
Would you rather have your phone constantly autocorrect your messages to sound unintentionally rude or have your phone constantly send random emojis to everyone in your contacts?
Would you rather have to wear shoes that squeak loudly with every step or have your jeans have a constant, loud zipper noise?
Would you rather have to compliment everyone you see on the street, even if you don't mean it, or have to offer unsolicited advice to everyone you see?
Would you rather have to wear a shirt that says "I'm here for the free food" to every formal event or a shirt that says "Do not disturb" to every casual gathering?
Would you rather have to dance uncontrollably for 10 seconds every time someone says your name or have to sing a short jingle every time you finish a sentence?
Would you rather have to always guess the price of things and be wrong, or always guess the time and be wrong?
Would you rather have your stomach growl loudly during every important meeting or have your knees knock uncontrollably when you're nervous?
Would you rather have to tell everyone you meet that they have something on their face or that their outfit is "interesting"?
Would you rather have to wear a wig that's obviously fake or a hat that's clearly too small for your head?
Would you rather have to apologize for things that aren't your fault or take credit for things you didn't do?
Would you rather have to greet everyone with an enthusiastic but off-key rendition of "Happy Birthday" or have to say goodbye with a mournful opera lament?
Would you rather have your social media posts automatically translated into Klingon or have your emails automatically translated into a language only spoken by fictional creatures?
Would you rather have to start every story with "Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away..." or "My mom always said..."?
Would you rather have to wear oven mitts everywhere you go or ski goggles even indoors?
Would you rather have to constantly adjust your imaginary tie or smooth down your imaginary skirt?
Would you rather have your name changed to something ridiculously embarrassing every week or have your password for everything changed to something ridiculously embarrassing every week?

Food and Drink Nightmares

Would you rather have to drink a glass of pickle juice every morning or eat a raw onion like an apple every evening?
Would you rather have every meal taste like cardboard or every drink taste like dish soap?
Would you rather have to eat your own boogers like candy or lick a public restroom floor once a day?
Would you rather have your favorite food be replaced by something disgusting forever or have your favorite drink be replaced by something disgusting forever?
Would you rather have to eat everything with chopsticks that are attached to your elbows or with a fork that is attached to your nose?
Would you rather have your food always be lukewarm or your drinks always be warm?
Would you rather have to eat a live worm every time you get hungry or a dead spider every time you get thirsty?
Would you rather have your breath smell like garlic 24/7 or have your sweat smell like onions 24/7?
Would you rather have to eat everything with a spoon the size of a thimble or a ladle the size of a bathtub?
Would you rather have every piece of fruit you eat be covered in ants or every piece of bread you eat be covered in mold?
Would you rather have to drink a gallon of milk every day or eat a whole bag of sugar every day?
Would you rather have your preferred cuisine be replaced by only eating dirt or eating rocks?
Would you rather have to cook every meal using only a candle or a hairdryer?
Would you rather have to eat every meal out of a dog bowl or drink every beverage out of a cat's water dish?
Would you rather have your taste buds permanently switched so that sweet things taste sour and sour things taste sweet, or have your sense of smell permanently switched so that good smells smell bad and bad smells smell good?
Would you rather have to eat a sandwich made of toothpaste and sardines or a pizza topped with bubblegum and anchovies?
Would you rather have to drink a glass of your own tears or a glass of your own sweat?
Would you rather have to eat a bowl of insects for every meal or a bowl of mud for every meal?
Would you rather have to consume only food that is the color purple or only food that is the color brown?
Would you rather have to eat every meal with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back or with your ears plugged and your mouth full of cotton balls?
Would you rather have to drink a glass of spoiled milk every day or eat a spoonful of expired mayonnaise every day?
Would you rather have your favorite dessert be replaced by a pile of spicy peppers or a bowl of live maggots?
Would you rather have to eat a live beetle for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, or eat a live cockroach for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
Would you rather have to drink a gallon of eye-wash solution every day or a gallon of mouthwash every day?
Would you rather have all your food be incredibly bland and tasteless or incredibly overwhelmingly spicy?

Mythical Creatures and Strange Companions

Would you rather have a pet dragon that breathes fire only when you're trying to sleep, or a pet unicorn that constantly sheds glitter all over your house?
Would you rather be followed everywhere by a polite but persistent goblin who offers you questionable advice, or be occasionally visited by a sassy, judgmental fairy who critiques your fashion choices?
Would you rather have a mermaid as a best friend who can only communicate through song about fish, or a centaur as a best friend who is constantly worried about his hooves?
Would you rather have a daily visit from a tiny, mischievous gnome who rearranges your belongings, or a weekly visit from a giant, clumsy giant who accidentally breaks things?
Would you rather have a sentient shadow that whispers secrets to you, but the secrets are always about your embarrassing moments, or a sentient cloud that follows you and rains only on you when you're sad?
Would you rather have a family of friendly but very noisy gremlins living in your walls, or a single, grumpy but helpful poltergeist who only communicates through moving objects very slowly?
Would you rather have a butler who is a vampire but is allergic to blood, or a maid who is a witch but her spells always backfire in a comical way?
Would you rather be best friends with a Bigfoot who only wants to talk about his collection of rare socks, or be best friends with a Kraken who only wants to discuss knitting techniques?
Would you rather have a guardian angel who is constantly humming off-key, or a guardian demon who offers you helpful advice but always smells faintly of sulfur?
Would you rather have to share your bed with a friendly but very hairy yeti every night, or have a tiny but very loud banshee wailing outside your window every morning?
Would you rather have a personal chef who is a skilled alchemist but occasionally turns your food into solid gold, or a personal trainer who is a fierce centurion but can only train you with outdated weapons?
Would you rather have a talking cat that only speaks in riddles, or a talking dog that only barks out incredibly complex scientific theories?
Would you rather have a tiny, helpful pixie who constantly tries to improve your life but makes everything more complicated, or a large, grumpy troll who grumbles about everything but occasionally offers surprisingly good insights?
Would you rather have a best friend who is a talking suit of armor that clanks loudly everywhere it goes, or a best friend who is a talking statue that freezes in place whenever you try to have a serious conversation?
Would you rather have a pet griffin that sheds feathers the size of dinner plates, or a pet phoenix that keeps accidentally setting fire to your curtains?
Would you rather have a companion who is a mischievous sprite that plays pranks on you all the time, or a companion who is a wise old wizard who gives you advice that is always technically correct but completely useless?
Would you rather have a team of tiny, enthusiastic elves help you with chores but they sing loudly and off-key the entire time, or have a single, powerful golem help you with chores but it moves so slowly that it takes days to complete simple tasks?
Would you rather have a familiar who is a sarcastic raven that constantly makes fun of you, or a familiar who is a loyal but incredibly clumsy griffin?
Would you rather have a ghost roommate who is invisible but constantly leaves ghostly fingerprints on everything, or a ghost roommate who is visible but only appears when you're trying to sleep?
Would you rather have a pet cyclops who is very short-sighted and constantly bumps into things, or a pet satyr who is always trying to get you to join him in impromptu dance parties?
Would you rather have a helpful but perpetually bewildered sphinx as your guide, or a mischievous imp who leads you on wild goose chases?
Would you rather have a friendly but incredibly chatty dryad living in your favorite tree, or a grumpy but wise dwarf living in your basement?
Would you rather have a familiar who is a tiny, grumpy dragon that constantly complains about the weather, or a familiar who is a giant, fluffy sheep that keeps trying to eat your homework?
Would you rather have a partner who is a werewolf but only transforms during embarrassing social situations, or a partner who is a vampire but is terrified of the dark?
Would you rather have a pet kraken that is incredibly gentle but tends to accidentally crush things, or a pet phoenix that is very helpful but keeps accidentally incinerating your mail?

The Unthinkable Decisions

Would you rather have to fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they all hate you or be able to speak every human language but only when you're singing opera?
Would you rather have a tail that wags uncontrollably when you're lying or ears that droop when you're telling the truth?
Would you rather have to eat a bowl of live spiders every day or a bowl of live scorpions every day?
Would you rather have your best friend be a sentient toaster that talks to you constantly or your pet be a telepathic dust bunny?
Would you rather have to wear a permanent clown nose or a permanent fake mustache?
Would you rather have to scream every time you want to ask a question or whisper every time you want to give an order?
Would you rather have your dreams be incredibly boring and mundane or incredibly terrifying and violent?
Would you rather have to live the rest of your life with your hands stuck in oven mitts or your feet stuck in clown shoes?
Would you rather have to communicate only through interpretive dance or only through mime?
Would you rather have your urine be the color of neon green or your sweat be the color of bright purple?
Would you rather have to fight a bear with a tiny sword or a mosquito with a giant mallet?
Would you rather have your only form of entertainment be watching paint dry or listening to nails on a chalkboard?
Would you rather have to wear a shirt that says "I'm a terrible cook" everywhere you go or "I smell bad"?
Would you rather have your house constantly filled with the smell of rotten eggs or burnt rubber?
Would you rather have to sing everything you say or have to shout everything you say?
Would you rather have your skin be permanently sticky or permanently itchy?
Would you rather have to fight a swarm of giant wasps with a toothpick or a single, tiny chihuahua with a baseball bat?
Would you rather have your food always be slightly too salty or slightly too bland?
Would you rather have to wear a full knight's armor every day or a full astronaut suit every day?
Would you rather have your voice sound like a robot or your laughter sound like a strangled chicken?
Would you rather have to eat your own toenail clippings or drink your own earwax?
Would you rather have to hop everywhere you go like a kangaroo or crawl everywhere you go like a baby?
Would you rather have your reflection in mirrors be of someone else or have your shadow be a separate entity that does its own thing?
Would you rather have to wear a hat made of live, squirming worms or a scarf made of live, hissing snakes?

So, there you have it – a whirlwind tour of the bizarre and the bewildering. Bizarre Would You Rather Questions are more than just silly prompts; they’re a testament to our imagination and our willingness to explore the absurd. They remind us not to take ourselves too seriously and to find joy in the most unexpected of scenarios. The next time you’re looking for a laugh or a deep dive into a ridiculous dilemma, you know where to turn. Just be prepared for some truly strange choices!